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Little little scholar, about to leave the nest She needs to make some money so a job is likely best She majored in Anthropology so she has no skills for a vocation <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/r1R3SPb.png> </div> [[Existential in the bathroom she screamed]]

Fear not little little scholar, for you can search Indeed They have a million different jobs for a dumb, dumb anthro major like thee She found a few possible options but none of them were great As a libra, she can't make decisions, so you need to choose, before it's too late! <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/tylNQs9.png> </div> Should she be a [[A farmer]] [[A sugar baby]] [[A consultant]]

The Scholar now sugar baby Was not feeling confident in her abilitiy So to teach her a sugar baby lesson She recruited her friends nick and nicky The girls and gays were on the case and together they made a plan So that the sugar baby could participate in some class mobility! <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/wpW9E9f.png> </div> But first they must decide where is their hunting ground Should the sugar baby be attending [[The Darty]] or [[The dinner]]

Im not sure if I am going to keep this option, but is not filled out yet :( (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

Maybe this is what she needed, A return to the land She has no money but she still has her tiny hands She reached up to the sky And picked a juicy apple that was bright red She took a bite, felt sorta weird And decided to <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/oJc22Nt.png> </div> [[go to bed]] [[stick it out instead]]

The little little scholar, now farmer, sat in her bed Her tummy was still hurting so she searched on the MD web She typed in her symptomes and her history and the results read "You're allergic to apples, you DUMB ASS" soon you will be dead! <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/Y2XwbLl.png> </div> Where are you sending the farmer [[Heaven]] [[Hell]]

The scholar now farmer felt a little topsy turvey Her head was feeling lighter But her stomach still felt hurty Still she carried on; As she was a fighter <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/zyWsUr5.png> </div> She reached the end of her estate see, where there were mountain and lakes and trees high But it seemed the land had a decision for she [[From the right]] She heard Lana Del Ray playing on the beach, high Still she had this compulsion, she did not know why She could [[jump in the ocean]] and swin and cry

(text-style:"double-underline","expand","tall","shudder")[(text-colour:red)[WHO ARE YOU TO ASSUME THE GOODNESS OF THE FARMER SHE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE ETERNAL ABYSS FOR YOUR INSOLENCE ]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/5dMnDxc.png> </div> HOW ABOUT YOU START (link:"THE FUCK OVER")[(goto:"Start")]

Sending a woman of color to hell? ''NOT'' a good look for you babes. Anywayyyyys shes going to heaven. <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/tgv7QFc.png> </div> Maybe go back and (link:"Start Over")[(goto:"Start")]

(link:"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO AFTER GRADUATION")[(goto:"After Graduation")] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/aQYJ7Ye.png> </div>

You succumb to the intrusive throughts And enter the lake It is cool and calm until you realize the bottom is fake You try to grab on to a reflective orb But you keep on swimming and down into the water you're absorbed <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/w2Qo2o2.png> </div> Further and further you go Getting entangled with the weeds <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/z95adkx.png> </div> You take a last gulp of oxygen and pray "God Please" You open your eyes in the [[open ocean]]

It was at this point the farmer released she was on shrooms But what else could she do but see this process through <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/J0TSL8q.png> </div> She dipped into the forest, to try and find Lana But over the tree tops she heard a voice say, I have a [[question for the culture]],and I want an answer from you

"Where are you!" The farmer asked with dismay she crained her neck to where the tips of the trees could errupt "Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Amila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyonce-" "WHERE ARE YOU" The farmer interupted <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/SCjXrxF.png> </div> She knew what was coming next in this play "have had number ones with songs about being sexy -" You interrupt her again and what do you say [[YOU'RE SPITTINGGGGGG KEEP GOING]] [[The question for the culture will only bring fire and brimstone to your legacy and will contribute nothing to the cultural discourse. You are not a victim. Please dont do this Lana I love you xoxo]]

really? This was a crazy answer so I have to assume you are either: 1) Not gay 2) Gay and not on twitter (why?) Either way, Lana posted her infamous rant, and got cancelled because of ''YOUR'' choice, hm. <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/mVOKuHO.png> </div> She very publicly claimed you as her spiritual mentor on twitter and everyone blames you for the post. The Lana stans form a mob and they arrest you. Lana Del Rey is elected the new president of the mob and sentences you to death :( Do you go to: Do you go to (link:"heaven")[(goto:"Hell")] or (link:"hell")[(goto:"Heaven")]

Suddenly the voice stopped, and you began to feel week, Your vising blurred, your knees were failing Maybe you [[need a seat]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/eXafNhr.png> </div>

You collapse onto your ass And then collapse again [[onto your side]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/gX5047J.png> </div>

Suddenly in your view, you see a woman dressed white "Come with me, to the tunnel under ocean boulevard" You reach our your hand [[pass out, too exhausted to go any further]] [[realize that this is not Lana, but a demon sent to tempt you. You pull out a secret glock and do what needs to be done]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/pwWHcLK.png> </div>

You wake up on a beach chair in the tropics eyes still struggling to focus Lana is nowhere to be found but you hear the fair sounds of Paris, Texas Trying to compete with the waves But what you can make out as a from then two; Then the two in a suit and dress And you realize you are at the wedding probably not lana del ray's <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/OZpAp2w.png> </div> [[But just as important]]

So guns cannot kill spirits, but you were right -- it was satan not Lana Del Ray. You realize you had holy water in your other pocket and feel dumb for trying to use a gun. ''Violence is never'' ~~sometimes~~ ''the answer! '' The devil is a little pissed you tried to shoot him though so he sent along a little message: //Congrats on figuring me out, its giving anthropology genius PURR! Stilllllll, I have to send you into a k-hole for all eternity for being rude bookie, sorry its policy! D.A.R.E. :) - the devil xo// <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/5dMnDxc.png> </div> Maybe (link:"try again?")[(goto:"Start")]

And you are a little bit worried, because where the fuck are you but you accept it and lean in and try to learn from all-knowing mushroo You take out your headphone and put on chemtrails and try to reflect and stew When you catch the couples first kiss With no one except an over eager hotel staff and you To witness it's passion And you cry a little over what could be a hallucination of these two people who rather get married alone than not do start thier lives on a beautiful beach in the tropics <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/BNjcqZq.png> </div> The grip of the hallucination is weakening, but you have one final visitor [[Your sister]] [[Chistopher Columbus]] [[Your future lover]]

This will be a final club dinner story line coming soooon :) (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

Nick and Nicky started on an outfit But they needed some inspiration They wanted to stand out without revealing their true intentions <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/C18AOSc.png> </div> [[hoochie mama outfit]] [[Easter sunday best]]

Silent and Mysterious The shirt says it all It might be time to head out We're not on the list, so were going to have to climb that wall They made it inside the function And would love to have [[a drink]] <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/MF1KqHE.png> </div>

The sugar baby gets no hoes and dies of embarassment; Picture and rhyme coming soooon :) (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

Nicky opened up the cooler and it was full of dry ice She wanted something strong, so she didnt have to come back twice She weighed her options and thought what could be nice She decided on something cute and pink and free of price <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/bpzGlri.png> </div> Should she grab [[A vodka cranberry with lime]] [[A triple shot of pink whitney (no one has eaten today)]]

This will allow the player to continue on the darty story line although it is unfinished :/ (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

This was a crazy choice Some would call you masochist Almost immeditely Nicky and the sugar baby Had to ask where the bathroom is One they reached the new location They got a little curious They wanted to explore The life of who would make them misses <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/ibB7IUa.png> </div> [[Go into their medicine cabinet]] [[Go into their shower]]

Since you're hear you might as well steal You call it reperations and you do it with zeal! Oh shit? Is Nick coughing? What happened to his neck? Theres mouse shit in this bathroom I think hes allergic reactioning! <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/NuhRNNI.png> </div> Grab something to help, quick! [[prozac]] [[A multivitamin]] [[An epi-pen]]

This will cause teh sugar baby to have a fight with her ex at the party. She will then take five shots of pink whitney and circle back to ambulance story line this is unfinished tho :/ (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

This line is going to give the sugar baby the ability to read minds, it is unfortunetally not finished :( (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

This will allow the player to finish the darty story line; That story is unfinished, however :( (link:"go back to start")[(goto:"Start")]

Damn this girl was quick But still you almost caught her You grabbed a chunk of the shirt on the chick But her top was from shein and tore The greedy girl escaped, but its back to help the sugar baby As her spleen still bled But you are premed! You can cut it out safetly <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/0OG84dN.png> </div> [[Call an ambulance]] [[Channel the spirit of our Black sister Merideth Grey and CUT 'ER OPEN]]

Good news: the ambulence came and saved the sugar baby!!!! Bad news: the sugar baby passed away when she was told the price of the ambulence ride :( <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/OwxvuNs.png> </div> #HealthCareReform !!!

I need to take a photo that goes with this option You opened her up and go through fat, muscle and bone, Maybe you see the spleen, but there kind of no way to know Its either the organ on the left of the right The green orb or the red sight Its time to make a decision, you are in the zone [[Cut out the left organ]] [[Cut out the right organ]]

Congrats! You passed!!! The sugar baby will live You sew her back up and send her off like your kid She goes back to the party and takes another shot You should be proud of your work Its giving nobel prize winning Doc (need a pic for this)

Daaaaaaaamn you were so close, but the sugar baby did die :( I think you might go to prison? Idk the DA called it one of "the most horrific things he had ever seen" so theres that. BUT, good news is that she was able to find a sugar daddy before you did your crazy ass vigilante medicine on her organs. Bad news is that sugar daddy is suing you for millions. But you will find your way out of this one! Slay!! Final decision send the sugar baby to heaven or hell, real easy. (link:"Heaven")[(goto:"Hell")] (link:"Hell")[(goto:"Heaven")]

Oh shit I think someones in here, Why do they look king of mean A figure jumped out of the curtains And kicked the sugar baby in the spleen! "I know your trying to steal my sugar daddy, his oil empire is mine!" She screemed And then she dashed out of the washroom never again to be seen <style> img { max-width:100%; max-height: 100%; } </style> <img src=https://imgur.com/6BRLFai.png> </div> (link:"Call an Ambulance")[(goto:"Call an ambulance")] [[Chase after the greedy girl, like she could share and she was doing too much!]]